because...

... they feel like their existential part is taking the piss out of their spiritual part
... they read my blog
... they started to call and txt me again
... they tell me that I'm awesome every time I need to hear it
... they give me massages so I can go on with my yoga practice
... they are beautiful
... they are hippies
... they are stoners
... they don't speak German
... they are cute and have stars tatooed on their feet
... they have an American accent...
xxx